Friday, September 01, 2006

If You Were Invisible Where Would You Go

If I was invisible I would go into the kitchens at all my favorite restaurants. Every time I go to eat somewhere I wonder what they look like. I wonder about a lot of things. Mainly if they are clean or dirty, how many bugs there are, if the cook is weird, if anyone is spitting in my food, or if they actually leave the butter off when I ask them too.

I also wonder what in the heck they do back there at takes so long. It seems like it takes forever to get food sometimes. I really think that maybe they lose the order or play a hand of cards or something before they cook my food. I don't get it. So I would for sure be in the back checking everything out if I was invisible.

Where would you go if you were invisible?

5 comments:

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Kales said...

Omg, the other day I went for lunch at a random pub and the cook stumbled out with our plates, filthy apron and fingers, and his eyes were so huge, yellow and glassy I swear he was off his head... Love to have seen what the kitchen was like...

If I was invisible I would hide out in the mens bathroom so see how many of the filthy buggers wash their hands after havin a pee... Not many I'd imagine...

Twyla said...

Congrats on being selected as "Best blog of the Day".
I don't think I'd go into the kitchens, because I'd probably never want to eat out again, after what I saw. Ignorance is bliss sometimes. :-P
I think if I were invisible, I'd just wander around playing tricks on people...not mean tricks...but funny ones. :-)

Henry Martin said...

To be invisible is a very dangerous thing. I read The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells! That man went mad.

But if I could control it, hmmm..

Probably a closed door session of Congress.