Thursday, September 14, 2006

What Is Your Stripper Name?

Okay the way to figure out your stripper name is to take the name of your first pet and combine it with the name of the street you lived on when you were born...

So my stripper name is Lady Union!

I'm pretty ticked about my stripper name. It's not very stripperish... It's way rough and not sexy... however if I was a dominatrix it may be a good name....

So what is your stripper name?

21 comments:

Jeanie said...

pepper wamsley.... sounds more like food than a stripper name to me.

Kitty said...

Panda Poplar - how horrible. I predict a very short stripper career for myself with that name.

Julie said...

Lucy Jarvis

Sounds like a 70s low-budget porn name

Lexa Rosean said...

Pussy Monserrate
Now there's a great stripper name! Sounds very burlesque to me.

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Anonymous said...

Snagglepuss Fager

um. . .

Phelan said...

The above comment was from me. Sorry

CactusFreek said...

I think "Lady Union" could be sexy. Maybe a naughty banker or a cowgirl YEEEHAAAA.

I don't know what street i lived in when i was born. So my stripper name will have to be the name of my first pet, when i was 4...Abba lol

Ani_Jane said...

Lol, i'm Merlot Fisher -- not too bad! Maybe i've missed an important career path...

hondo said...

Missy Brooks---not a very good stripper name for a 46 year old married guy!

Skittles said...

The pet name is Tippy.. I'll have to ask my mom about the street though :)

Anonymous said...

Ranger Roost


WTF!!!!!!!!

LIZZ KEBERT said...

mandy front

Nate B said...

Lady Smith, how appropriate for a man. Sounds like a character from a bawdy Benny Hill Sketch.

Anonymous said...

I am a dancer....or stripper as you call it....my stage name is Skye....if I went by this formula it would be Kat Mcclain

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Anonymous said...

Flurry Shiloh

Ellie Turner said...

Astro Rose... dunno how I feel about that, it's not really very stripper-y.

Anonymous said...

Cinnamon SpankSpank I don't kno wat 2 say bout this one.

Valerie said...

Coco Lockwood. Hmm. Not too bad I guess!

Mr. Anon E. Mouse said...

My stripper name would be "Sugar Glitterridge", but another source has me as "Trey Down Under".

Either will do quite well. The ladies don't care.

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